zach rance???? what a fucking extra douchebag wow i fucking—- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of zach spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser I these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of zach scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen!!
Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”