shakedown, 1979




ugh



alishasdaniels:

zach rance???? what a fucking extra douchebag wow i fucking—- [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of zach spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign loser I these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of zach scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just listen!!

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theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

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"Raising a child is like taking care of someone who’s on way too many shrooms, while you yourself are on a moderate amount of shrooms. I am not confident in my decisions, but I know you should not be eating a mousepad."

Ron Funches (via lazybookreviews)

I CAN’T EMPHASISE ENOUGH HOW ACCURATE THIS IS.

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I will never not reblog this….

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